Ye Gads, I hate French class

I think I have just failed my French grammar exam...

To top it all off, it actually counts for 25% of my entire French mark for this semester... Well, can't say much, cause even Marge, our class genius said that she might have failed... Well, either she was just nervous, or I am incredibly doomed...

Even the homework is now officially incomprehensible... The poetic texts are entirely made of metaphors... If my entire life was a metophor for a long swim to paradise, this period would be the leg cramps...

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT INSIST ON DRAGGING PEOPLE KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO FRENCH SCHOOLS??? (That's my case, anyways)