Dratted Montreal Winters!

Would you believe it? Garbage Man cut his hair. And all of a sudden, he doesn't look that bad anymore. But it's just his luck, cause had he kept that greasy mop of hair, he would have been a little warmer. It's -22C outside, but it feels more like -35! My hands were out for a minute, hell, maybe only half a minute, and they came back into my pockets swollen and red!

Screw it, Mother Nature, at the begginning of the month, it could've almost reached five degrees! Above zero!!! But no, you just had to ruin the moment and give us a taste of the true Montreal winters which not everyone was pleased about, except for you, maybe... Well, maybe I'm only complaining because I not only forgot my bus pass, but also, my friend got to skip school while I had to endure another day of school. Not that it's that bad, it's just, well, I usually won't say this, but, I would've prefered not coming back home from school. See how low I've stooped?