Slice of my Life

This is a real conversation between one of my friends:

(Me)VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
hi.. can we chat???

(My friend) Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
ya

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
lol

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
omigodd

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
there was this girl who knocked

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
and I opened in this ugly pair of orange pants

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
lol

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
she was probably asking about the apartment which was up for rent, and she asked about the janitor's apartment

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
my brain was completely blank

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
I actually suggested to ask apartment 10, which was my apartment

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
lol

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
I probably looked like a total idiot

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
damn

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
then I remembered that it was the apartment downstairs from apartment 12...

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
shit

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
lol!

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
thats funny

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
yeah

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
and I actually said: "i'm not really sure where he lives.. Cause I don't really like him"

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
sharp, Lisa, real sharp

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
lol!

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
god...

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
that was the stupidest thing I have probably done in a long while

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
lol

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
k

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
and you know what? I've just realized that my room smelled of dirty socks

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
eeeeeeeeewwwwww

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
rly?

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
do u have dirty socks in there?

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
lol

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
i hate that smell

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
I'm wearing them right now!

Oh Mahĩya, Oh Mahĩya. Fĕĕ£ thĕ fĩ®ĕ. My dĕŝĩ®ĕ. Takĕ mĕ hĩghĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. You® ma p£ĕaŝu®ĕ. Only trĕaŝu®ĕ. You 4ĕvĕ®, ŝonĩyĕ. says:
oh no wonder

VJesus is Coming - Look Busy!V says:
lol

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