Afterthought

I saw Gollum swear his dirty little mouth off. That was simply hilarious. My favourtie quote so far is:

"Dobby's a f*****g f@g!"

XD XD XD XD XD XD

Celeb Look-Alike Flashback

I've suddenly remembered the supervisor sort of guy that we used to have in grade 8. He looked a lot like Orlando Bloom. Only a bit uglier. Now, if only I can meet someone who looks like Dominic Monaghan. Or Elijah Wood. That'll be nice.

Speaking of said actor, his B-day is on the 28, which is tomorrow! I also am privileged enough to have a school day off on the same day (God bless the French!)...

Oh, yeah, in other news, I have just realized that one of my male friends is sadistic. Which is kinda sad considering I only have three male friends, and two of them are long distance. Oh, well, as long as he doesn't try anything funny, I'll still hang out with him (unless my best friend drives me over the edge with her Romeo and Juliet shit). We're just friends, fer Gad's sakes! We're not dating! He never asked me out! At least, if he did, he was real subtle about it.

I missed ROTK EE... :_( Tutor was absent... Said something about going to the schoolboard meeting to learn about saving lives. Lives, my ass! I'm more important! If I don't get my daily dose of the LOTR, I will spontaneously combust like a goddamn friggin nuke! Which is obviously not true. If I truly could spontaneously combust, I would have been dead years ago.

I wish I can talk about my friend's "prank" , but not even the internet is anonymous enough... I will have to wait.

But until then, cue Mission: Impossible Theme song!

I've lost Lost!

Geezus!

Somehow, they've decided to put American Idol in Lost's timeslot. God!!! And just when they've found Claire! And American Idol, of all things! Somehow, watching people make fools of themselves on North-American tv has lost it's charm...

Speaking of Lost: I've heard the unconfirmed rumour that Dominic Monaghan is dating Evangelline Lily. I've always thought that he was better with Emilie de Ravin, for some strange reason, or maybe it's just the Charlie/Claire pairing that I'm interested in. Whoa! Look at me! I'm speculating on the love life of a person I barely know! I have now stooped to new lows.... (Well, for one thing, there will be a slight height difference)

Speaking of Dominic Monaghan, my friend has just showed me her Science Fair booth neighbor. He looks just like Billy Boyd. Well, a blond seemingly sixteen year-old. He's actually in grade 8. What a turn-off. But it nearly doesn't matter. He's taller than most of the Chinese boys in our school. Pretty good-looking, I have to admit. But he's Quebecois. Just like almost every other boy in my damn school. Not that I have anything against them. They often have something against me, or more precisely, the Chinese students altogether.

I really shouldn't be doing this. I have an oral to recite tomorrow. :_(

(But no worries! It's barely a minute, and after that, I can go home and relax with a nice ROTK EE!!!! YAY!)

LOTR cast

I really have time to waste, even though it shouldn't we wasted, but I decided to run some of the names of the LOTR cast through the dictionary. And I came up with the following:

Liv: adj : being four more than fifty (54)

Peter: 1. To diminish slowly and come to an end; dwindle. Often used with out: Their enthusiasm soon petered out.
2. The chief of the 12 Apostles. He is traditionally regarded as the first bishop of Rome.
3. A guy's manhood, in vulgar slang O.o

Sean: A seine (A large fishing net made to hang vertically in the water by weights at the lower edge and floats at the top.)

Billy: 1. A metal pot or kettle used in camp cooking (Australia)
2. a short stout club used primarily by policemen

Thank God my name won't turn up in a dictionary...

Dratted Montreal Winters!

Would you believe it? Garbage Man cut his hair. And all of a sudden, he doesn't look that bad anymore. But it's just his luck, cause had he kept that greasy mop of hair, he would have been a little warmer. It's -22C outside, but it feels more like -35! My hands were out for a minute, hell, maybe only half a minute, and they came back into my pockets swollen and red!

Screw it, Mother Nature, at the begginning of the month, it could've almost reached five degrees! Above zero!!! But no, you just had to ruin the moment and give us a taste of the true Montreal winters which not everyone was pleased about, except for you, maybe... Well, maybe I'm only complaining because I not only forgot my bus pass, but also, my friend got to skip school while I had to endure another day of school. Not that it's that bad, it's just, well, I usually won't say this, but, I would've prefered not coming back home from school. See how low I've stooped?

What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are a Visionary Soul

You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

What Age Do You Act?

You Are 15 Years Old

15 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Life as a Chinadian

Life as a Chinadian (Chinese-Canadian) is hectic. Especially when the people go nuts on you. Anybody who has a different skin colour or comes from a different country and has trouble expressing themselves know what that is like. What is it about people who come from another country that makes them so easy to pick on? And what makes a racist? Are they like this because their parents are xenophobes who taught their art to their children? Or are the racists insecure people who instill fear on others to feel a sense of power they don't fee anywhere else? Are they perhaps sadists who just like making other people feel horrible? Or is it simply because of the language barrier?

That I can easily understand, because at the time when my French was still rather rusty, I used to think that the Quebecois who were chatting and laughing behind me were laughing at me instead (even though it's probably not the case). It's probably the same for the locals too. Sometimes, I used to think of racists as welfare parasites who swear at home, smoke tobbaco and cannabis, eat lots of trans-fats (which is now illegal in Canada), expose their children to tonnes of second-hand smoke, and are highschool drop-outs who became parents at the age of thirteen. The perfect Chinese nightmare.

But really, what makes racists tick?

What is Your Icecream Flavour?

Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan!

You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind!

What is your Icecream Flavour?

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Made in China

Really, what is it about those "Made In China" labels that make you shiver? Well, now I know. Quite simple, actually: they're cheap. Sometimes, the quality is pretty good; a real bang for your buck. But it's not always like that. Take my DVD player, for example. I had complained about it before, but I had forgiven it because, after all, we did know all the risks that came with a DVD player that costs about the same price as two DVDs. Alright, so what if it doesn't play any special features? We took the frikken piece of defecation because it was the only one that could read VCDs... We're probably the only people around who still watch those tacky little things. But this, this has gotten way too far. I have only watched the FOTR EE two times before the aforementioned waste of material decided to no longer view it as a DVD. TWO frikken times!!!! Now I can no longer watch the audio commentaires. Hell, I would do anything to get a new DVD player. Anything. And screw those VCDs; there weren't any good films on in the first place.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?

You've made a yellow Lightsaber

Yellow is the color of Honor and Loyalty. It
symbolizes caution and foreboding in either
direction of the blade, meaning that the owner
is relatively cautious... but also to be
cautious of them. Since Yellow stands for both
Honor and Cowardice, one should always think
twice before attacking someone with a Yellow
Saber.


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Who's Your Anime Boyfriend?

Who's Your Anime Boyfriend?
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What Anime Stereotype Are You? O.o

What Anime Stereotype Are You?
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What Anime Angel Are You?

What Anime Angel Are You?
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What Rurouni Kenshin Character Are You?

What Rurouni Kenshin Character Are You?
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What Forest Creature Are You?

What Forest Creature Are You?
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What Inuyasha Villain Are You? ^_^

What Inuyasha Villain Are You?
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What Inuyasha Character are you?

You're Kagome! You like to hang out with your friends
and are always the first person to volunteer to
show a new student around; you are kind and
giving and enjoy having a occasional sleep-over
with the girls!


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LOTR: Which hot hobbit actor do you want? (Drool)

You got Elijah. Hes a very talented actor who has
been doing movies since he was a wee little
lad. He's sweet and intellectual and likes to
keep a low profile. He's just perfect for you.


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What Happened in the Year You Were Born?

George H.W. Bush is president of the US The US and its allies launch an air attack on Iraq to being liberating Kuwait In a ground war that lasts just 100, the US easily defeat the Iraqi army in Kuwait The case against Oliver North is "terminated" with all Iran-Contra charges dropped The US Senate approves the nomination of Clarence Thomas, after investigating an allegation of sexual harassment A brush fire destroys over 3000 homes in Oakland, California Tim Berners-Lee introduces the web browser An amateur video captures the beating of Rodney King by Los Angeles police officers Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is arrested after the remains of 11 men and boys are found in his Milwaukee, Wisconsin apartment The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics officially ceases to exist Linus Torvalds releases the Linux kernel Sonic the Hedgehog is released for the Sega Genesis in North America Minnesota Twins win the World Series New York Giants win Superbowl XXV Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup Terminator 2: Judgment Day is the top grossing film Nirvana's Nevermind, led by the surprise hit single "Smells Like Teen Spirit", is the most popular album of the year "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" by Bryan Adams spends the most time at the top of the US charts Britney Spears appears on Star Search Home Improvement premieres

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

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Happy Birthday to Me!

YAY!

I'm finally quatorze! So far, so good! it's too bad Miny is on the other side of the island, or I would've invited her over. But who knows what the islamic religion says about fondue, anyways? Anyways, I finally saw FOTR EE... Some of the dialogue is hilarious! Sure, I might be several years behind, but who cares?

Take this, for example:
Frodo: Bilbo, were you at the Gaffer's home brew?
Bilbo: Well, yes, but that's not the point.

or:
"Gandalf, Mordor: is it left or right?"

Sigh... What a birthday! I am a little sad that only one person sent me a birthday card, but that's ok. It's the thought that counts. Now, I sincerely hope that my DVD player would play the bonus features, because if it doesn't I will smash it.

You Know You're Canadian When...

You Know You're From Canada When...

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk." You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield." You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. You drink pop, not soda. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! You know what a touque is. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee". You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan." You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada." You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?" Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some. There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food, American food, but NO Canadian food. You call a "mouse" a "moose". You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either. Contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize. Everything is labelled in English and French. Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. Mountain Dew has no caffeine. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Canada.

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You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When...

You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When...

You make a wand and try to use it. You call your least favorite teacher Snape. You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore. You wear robes to school or work. You make "floo powder", get in the fire, and try to go to your friends' house. You have read all the books more than four times. You've been bookstore at midnight to get the latest Harry Potter book before all your friends. ... And then you stayed up all night wearing it. You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public. You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters. You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to Harry Potter. You actually caught the "Wand Order" mistake before you heard/read about it. You are upset at the New York Times for creating a seperate childrens best seller list because of the Harry Potter books. Using clues in the book, you have attempted to find the exact geographical location of Hogwarts. You have constructed a timeline of events in the Harry Potter books. You have attempted to figure out the exact ages of all the Weasley children. You have spent time contemplating which main characters will die by the time the series is over. You've been to see all the Harry Potter movies on opening night. (Bonus points for standing in line in costume!) You've read Harry Potter fanfic. You've written Harry Potter fanfic. You run a Harry Potter fansite. You visit The Leaky Cauldron daily. You've met other Harry Potter fans from online in real life. You've participated in a Harry Potter RPG. You've dreamed about Harry Potter. You have a Harry Potter poster on your wall. Each Halloween, there's no question what you'll dress up as...! You've spent time doing a timeline to see if you would have been old enough to date a certain character when you were in high school. You've vacationed to London, simply to search for the Leaky Cauldron. You own a black lab named Sirius Black. You've knitted a Weasley sweater or Harry Potter scarf. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Harry Potter.

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You Know You're Addicted to Internet When...

You Know You're Addicted to Internet When...

You kiss you girlfriend's home page. Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. Your dreams are in HTML. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor. You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug off of your loved one. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au" Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address printed on the TV, even though you've never had heart problems before. You step out of the room and realize that your roomates have moved and you don't have any idea when it happened. You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you. You wife drapes a blond wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. Looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice that you've been to all of them. Your dog has its own webpage. You believe nothing looks sexier than a man in boxer shorts illuminated by a 17" LCD Flat-Panel Monitor. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL. You don't know what sex your three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screennames and you never bothered to ask. You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest MP3's off Kazaa Lite. You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. Your virtual girlfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth. You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed" The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg. You put a pillow case over your laptop so your lover doesn't see it while youre pretending to catch your breath. You ask a plumber how much it would cost you to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet. You forget what year it is. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. You ask a doctor to implant a terrabyte in your brain. Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You start using smileys in your snail mail You bring a bag lunch to the computer. You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. You type faster than you think. You double click your TV remote. You can now type over 70 WPM. You check your e-mail and forget you have real mail. You go into withdrawals during dinner. You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have. You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesting that they are not telling you and you can use against them later. You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away. The sound of the keys clicking turns you on. You have more browsers than friends in the real world. You actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than 'in my opinion' and 'at the moment'. And they give you strange looks. You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes. The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use. You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**. You're on the phone and say BRB. The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.

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You Know You're Addicted to Star Wars When...

You Know You're Addicted to Star Wars When...

You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections." Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or two-way radio, the first thing you say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?" Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always walked single file, to hide your numbers. You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line. In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown out of the game for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?" When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "The Force is strong with this one." On Halloween, you would never dress as: Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, or Artoo. However, you would dress as: Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina bartender. The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, or An Imperial probe droid. You've been pulled over by a policeman, and when asked to see your driver's license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification." And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale, if you want them." You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with only one "e." You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!" You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man." You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name. While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in. You insist on spelling Pizza Hut "Pizza Hutt." You dropped your religion and now live the way Yoda taught you. You recorded all the new Star Wars comercials. You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting nerfs. You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?" Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure to get one that speaks Bacchi. You call your aunt and uncle Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen. Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say "Fighters, coming in, point three five." Someone else in your car says "What about that tower?" You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower", and moments later your car slams into the water tower the passenger was referring to. When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun Imperial starships, and not the local bulk cruisers..." When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you accept his apology. You ride your motorbike through the forest at top speed, and survive after throwing yourself off just before it hits a tree. You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds. You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors. You go over to a friends, go to his refrigerator, and crawl in throwing food and stuff over your shoulder and grunting. You walk into an optometrist's office and shout: You will PAY for your lack of vision! You have a Yoda figurine replacing the brand symbol on the hood of your car. When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed. Your significant other dumps you because everytime she/he says, "I love you" you always respond, "I know." You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs. You have so many SW Trilogy GIF's, JPG's, MIDI's, AVI's, WAV's, MPG's, icons and text files that you're rapidly running out of disk space and have to buy a bigger hard drive just to hold them all. You have so many SW posters that you can't see your ceiling or floor, either. You have so many SW toys that you can't see your SW posters anyway. When leaving a restaurant, you can't resist signing Boba Fett or Darth Vader in the guestbook. You went through a state of depression when Chewie died. You look at "big hairy carpets" with more respect than before. You speak Rodian. You punch out trekkies who say "Death Star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9." With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a Saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber" You listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parallel park Your father asks you how fast your car is, and you reply, "Fast enough for you, old man!" You could have sworn you saw bantha tracks during your trip to the grand canyon. Every time somebody sneezes, you say, "May the force be with you." The cinnamon buns in your hair start to grow mold. You call your friend who is a midget Wicket. You refer to money as credits without trying to. You respond to any mention of the legality of something with "I will make it legal." You start reliving the speeder bike chase on your motorbike. Someone tells you your car is old and beat-up, you reply "She'll do .5 past light speed..." You refer to getting off the freeway as coming out of hyperspace. You are POSITIVE you are force-sensitive and only lack the proper training. Someone says they will try to do something you automatically respond "Do or do not. There is no try." By intense study you have actually figured out the location of every gun implacement on a star destroyer. Your house robe is brown and extra large. You type in the terms for a search engine as if entering coordinates, then shout "Punch it, Chewie!" as you click on search. You argue about whether Star Wars is space fantasy or space opera. You're out looking for a Wookie for your school's wrestling team. You nickname your car the Millennium Falcon. The last time a cute guy tried to hug you, your hands were dirty. When your mom asks you to clean your room, you say "Leave that to me." Your friends share recipes for cooking Ewok. You have a long braid in you hair like Obi-Wan in E1. You call your boss/teacher "Master". You went to the nearest recruiting center and asked to be assigned to the 121st TIE squadron. When asked if you want to be buried or creamated you say "I'll just vanish like the rest of the Jedi". You have a bad feeling about everything. While partying with friends, you do your Darth Vader impression. You try to get your car up to .5 beyond lightspeed, in a parking lot. You call your girlfriend, "your Highness." You keep calling your boyfriend, "Luke," "Han," or "Lando" by mistake. You believe John Williams is the best composer ever (which, of course, he is!), and George Lucas is a god (which, too, is pretty much true!) While listening to the soundtrack without knowing the name of the song you are listening to, you know exactly what's happening while it's playing. In foreign language class, you tell the teacher, "Hey! If I'm fluent in over six million forms of communication, then how come I'm getting such a bad grade in this class?" When your friends confide in you and tell you their deepest, darkest secrets, you say, "You are far too trusting." When your dad says, "I am your father," you begin to scream uncontrollably and shout, "NOOOO! It's not true!" at the top of your lungs. You have always thought the world would be a better place if it were like the Rebel Alliance/New Republic. You now want to become an astronaut to see if there really is a Lando system. Obiwan Kenobi and Yoda come to you in your dreams and give you advice about tough situations you're dealing with. Yoda's little sayings have had a profound impact on your life, and you abide by them religiously. You've created lyrics to the songs in Star Wars. Instead of saving for college, you save up for Star Wars stuff you plan to buy. Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you proclaim is an Imperial. When you are ticked off at somebody, you send bounty hunters all over the place to find them and then you encase him in carbonite for a new wall decoration. When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!" When riding your bike, you look behind you and accelerate wildly by pressing down on the petal with your right toe. You've kept the "good" action figures stored separately from the "bad" ones. As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard." You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick. When you waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident. You've ever found yourself in a chat room, training Jedi. You've ever told your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke." You've ever roped off your Star Wars Action Figure collection, claiming it to be an independent nation. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Wars.

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You Know You're Addicted to LotR When... XD

You Know You're Addicted to LotR When...

You start quoting from the movie as part of regular conversation. You like to tell your mom that you are hungry by quoting: "Merry, I'm hungry." She used to just laugh, but now she says, "What would you like to eat, Pippin?" You continually ask your parents for second breakfast. All the staff at your local cinema knows you by your first name and even before you open your mouth to speak, they say "Ticket for 'Fellowship of The Ring?'" You hate Burger King food, but you ate nothing else for a month to get the toys. You've crammed up your computer's memory by downloading every single screensaver from www.LordoftheRings.net You wander around the house in a knee length nightie, pyjama trousers and an unfastened dressing gown (to give you a train). You are trying to be an elf, and actually manage to forget that the nightie is blue with dolphins, the trousers have teddies on and the dressing gown is tartan. Your Lord of the Rings shirt has not yet met the washing machine. You don't have enough money to buy groceries for the next week before payday, yet you charge ?0 on your credit card to get a three year charter membership in the official LOTR fan club. Who needs food anyway? You refer to parts of your town as parts of Middle-Earth. You wear hobbitish clothing as part of your normal wardrobe. You sometimes let your hair go curly after a wash, and then run around the house in bare feet yelling "I'm a hobbit!" You hate it when Elves are only thought of as 'Santa's little helpers' and have tried to explain the difference between Santa-elves and Syrian Elves to your 5-year old cousins. You speak in Quenya just to annoy your friends. You refer to regular elephants as oliphaunts. While buttering a piece of bread, you suddenly think of Bilbo (remember when he was talking to Gandalf about feeling tired) saying that he felt 'like butter spread over too much bread.' You renamed your car the Wraith-mobile. You have a replica of The One Ring. You are beginning to resemble a panda due to the fact that you've stayed up until 2 am reading and re-reading the great books. You actually managed to read the Silmarillion without being tempted to give up on this whole middle earth malarkey. You now have a lifetime fear of black horses! You haven't removed the soundtrack from your CD player since you bought it. You have sssudenly developed a hisssing lisssp every time you sssay the letter ssss. You have looked both on the net and in the phone book to see if archery and sword fighting lessons are offered in your area. You have begun calling your husband / wife / girlfriend/ boyfriend / animal or kid my precioussss. You happily traveled over an hour to the next town to see "it" because that theater has a better sound system than the one 5 minutes down the road. You have called every theatrical or specialty makeup company in town looking for pointy ear or hairy feet prosthetics. You've worn your plastic "one ring" that came on your Legolas bookmark so much the gold is completely worn off. You've begun drafting a letter to the Webster's dictionary people requesting that they include "Ringers" in their next edition. At Christmas time relatives find you chatting with the tree and sharing eggnog draughts Single ads with the description," short plump and big hairy feet" seem much more appealing. You know The LoTR history better then your family history. You have a mouse named Frodo, a bird named Gollum, and a dog named Gandalf. And that cat that keeps coming around to be petted is Legolas. You know Elvish better then English. Whenever something goes wrong, it's Sauron's fault. When you sing in the shower, it's always about Gil-Galad or hobbit walking songs... You know everything about Middle Earth geography, but you can't get someone from your house to the ice cream parlor. Now the nearest movie theater, that is a different story. You think the names of the 7 dwarves from Snow White are: Gimli, Gloin, Thorin, Gili, Nili, Ori, and Bambour. You have developed your own special Tolkien handwriting. "A firm, flowing script..." Words like "Yrch" make sense to you. You've become strangely obsessed with mushrooms. Whenever you close a door, you say "They have a cave troll!" When you come to a dead end you're still convinced that the road goes ever on and on. There's a sign on your door saying "Speak Friend and enter!" Whenever you get a chance, you burst into song. Preferably one that has more than 20 verses. You change your name by deed poll to a Tolkien character and seriously consider naming your children after LOTR characters. Every time you see birds in the sky you have the urge to say "Fly you fools!" When someone knocks on your door you grab them, pull them inside and ask "Are you frightend?... Not nearly frightend enough!" Your computer's screensaver is a marquee reading, "Ennyn Durin atan Moria: pedo mellon a mino" and the password is actually "mellon". You cannot see a beer without blurting out "It comes in pints? I'm getting one!" You just can't keep yourself from saying "nobody tosses a Dwarf" at inappropriate moments. A shadow and a threat is growing in your mind. You now referring to your friends as your 'Fellowship' and insist that you have epic adventures. You stand in the doorway and tell your cat that he 'Can not pass'. You wash your face in the sink and expect to see things that are, that have been or that will be. Your wedding band has started to weigh you down with it's evil powers. Spending $35 at the grocery store seems expensive but its Perfectly fine to spend $70 on the Hardcover LOTR book with Alan Lee Illustrations. You start keeping a LOTR Journal to write poems and inklings in. You face every difficult decision with the thought "now what would Gandalf advise me to do?" You know what Entmoot, Ent draught, or an Ent is for that matter You've gained 20 pounds because you've started eating a "Second Breakfast" A walking stick... you never leave home with out it. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Lord of the Rings.

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You Know You're Chinese When....This is hilarious!

You Know You're Chinese When....

You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. You eat all meals in the kitchen. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use grocery bags to hold garbage. You always leave your shoes at the door. You have a piano in your living room. You twirl your pen around your fingers. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. You've eaten a red bean Popsicle. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's. Ditto for paper napkins. You never order room service. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID). Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. You don't use measuring cups. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax. You beat eggs with chopsticks. Your parents' house is always cold. You have a teacup with a cover on it. You reuse teabags. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club. You tip Chinese delivery guys / waiters more. You're a wok user. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. You have acquired a taste for bittermelon. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached -- it means they're fresh. You never call your parents just to say hi. You always cook too much. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten rice, even if it's midnight. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air. Your parents never go to the movies. Your parents send money to their relatives in China. You use a face cloth. Your parents use a clothes line. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi. You've joined a CD club at least once. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. You never discuss your love life with your parents. Your parents are never happy with your grades. You keep most of your money in a savings account. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. You love Chinese Martial Arts films. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you. You love to go to $1.75 movies. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more. You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch. Someone in your family drives a Honda... with custom rims. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging from your rear-view mirror. You like to eat chicken feet. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. You turn bright red after drinking two tablespoons of beer. You can get a buzz on Coors O'Douls or Miller Sharps. You look like you are eighteen. You only buy used cars. You have more than five remotes in your house. You leave the plastic on the lampshade for ten years or more. You can't bear to throw things away. Your dad washes his hair four times a day, or never at all. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. You've worn glasses at least since the fifth grade. Your parents (or some other close relative) own a grocery store or restaurant. You drive around looking for the cheapest gas. You add twice the amount of water recommended when making orange juice from concentrate. You've never seen your parents hug. Your grandmother lives with you and your family. You never order desserts at restaurants. You always have water when dining out. You say "aiya!" and "wah!" frequently. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack. You love to play mah jong. You have to read all your parents' mail written in English. You are constantly being set up with uninteresting (and usually ugly) people by your parents. You hate eating cheese. You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house. Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants. White people look at you strangely if you tell them you are Buddhist. You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food. You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child. Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings. You never made the school football or basketball team. You have two middle initials instead of one. You grow your own bean sprouts in the kitchen. Your mother made you peel water chestnuts and snow peas. You have an lonely unmarried relative who frequently drops by during dinner time. You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions. You use the underside of a porcelain bowl to sharpen your knives. You cut your own hair, or had someone in your family do it. Your grandmother has a lot of gold teeth, especially in front. You keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times. You know what the term "lemon" or a "banana" means. You only have to shave every other day (maybe). You wash and reuse ziplock bags. You know at least three people named Alan Wong. You never drank milk after eating cherries. Your parents collect jade jewelry. You always drink tea after a meal. Your dad owns at least one bird. Your parents grow vegetables in a garden. You use doilies to decorate your furniture. Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers. You're proud to be Chinese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Chinese friends!

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Which maiden are you from Lord of the Rings? (I really am destined to be Galadriel)

You are Galadriel! You are queen of your own realm,
have a granddaughter and two grandsons, and are
wise and powerful! Not to mention that you're married
to Celeborn of Doriath!


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Which Lord of the Rings Character are you? XD

Gandalf


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Which Lord of the Rings Race are You??? (heheh)

Ooooo...ahhhhh....you're a Wizard! One of the most
powerful beings in Middle Earth, you were sent
to keep the peace! (You may find yourself
always playing mediator in your friendships) Do
us all a favor, don't abuse your power and end
up like your old buddy Saruman ok?


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Which 'Lord of the Rings' Noblewoman are you? ^_^

Congratulations, You are Galdriel. You are silent
yet dominant, You stand out in a crowd and are
Intimidating.
You are known for possesing great amounts of
knowledge and power, and are a Reseved er,
whatever the hell you are.


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What Lord of the rings man gets you hot? ^_^

Your Ideal Guy Is Legolas Greenleaf! He's the
strong, silent type with long blonde hair that
you're just dying to curl in your fingers, sexy
high cheek bones, pointed ears that just beg to
be nibbled and the well-toned arms of an archer
that are just raring to sweep you off your feet
and carry you to his bed chamber...we're sure
he's quite ready to show you *his* arrows...


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Which Lord of the Rings:FOTR scene should you be in?

Your scene would be when there is the Unexpected
Party in the Shire.


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Which Lost Character Are You? Me=Bitch

You are Shannon. Stereotypical rich bitch, you
prefer working on your tan to helping out the
other survivors. You spent a year in France,
but you drank more than you spoke with the
natives. You eagerly await the arrival of the
rescue boat so that you can be whisked back to
civilization, where your frivolous pursuits
await you. And you wouldn't mind getting away
from your brother Boone, "God's friggin'
gift to humanity."


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Cisco is probably the biggest mistake of my life :_(

Damn.......

We have a test on Cisco on the twentieth. On chapters 2-9... -_- That's seven frikken long chapters of incomprehensible computer terms!! Why did I choose Cisco???? I also have to do my English project; not that it's hard, it's just really long.. And I still haven't got the FOTR EE yet...

It's almost my birthday, fer god's sakes! Gimme a break!

I am such a whiner...

Shannon and Sayid

Oh, yeah...

I just remembered that I read in a fic (forgot its name) on fanfiction.net, where Sayid marries Shannon. Now that I see the chemistry, well...

Oh, boy...

Oh, man!

I'm probably gonna get a headache from this! As a matter of fact, the only reason I'm not doing anymore quizzes is because my internet is now somehow trying to piss me off too. It's as though it's joining forces with the frikken cheap piece of shit I call a DVD player.

See, I've finally managed to borrow the Star Wars Trilogy Special Features (it cost me two hugs -_-), and now it doesn't work!!! I'll try to keep my swearing minimal, in case my parents uncover this (it could very well happen, too...), but here it goes!

(CENSORED)

Ok, now I feel slightly better, but I still have other things to worry about, like how the FOTR EE is gonna work on my crappy Made-In-China Non-playable DVD player...

Ok, in other news, I just saw the latest episode of Lost... Sooo, Boone really WAS in love with Shannon... and I thought those Boone/Shannon incest stories on fanfiction.net were wierd. Well, at least they're not blood siblings. And I really like that thing with Hurley and Jin. It's not only funny, but it also shows another side of Jin.

I wonder why I procrastinate so much... I've got a geography project that has so far only the info we've pilfered off the HydroQuebec website... -_- Then, there's the damn oral on the really horrible fable I've made. And it has to be in French, which makes it that much worse. I've realized that I have low self-esteem. No surprise there. Oh, wait, there has to be a picture to accompany the fable, and I also have to find my pencil crayons, especially since I have just bought a new pencil case for them. God, I'm hungry and nervous.

Just great....

What Lord Of The Rings character are you? O.o

Legolas---
A Prince of the Elven Kingdom of Mirkwood,
Legolas joined the Fellowship of the Ring as a
representative of his people. Legolas possesses
the keen eyesight and sharp ears characteristic
of his race



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Which Middle-earth Weapon Are You? ^_^

You are Hadhafang! Long, slender, beautifully
crafted, you were forged for Lady Idril. Elrond
borrowed you for a bit, but now you're happy to
rest at Arwen's belt, where she occasionally
uses you to terrorize her boyfriend. Lucky you.


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Which completely non-existant Lord of the Rings object are you? XD

You are Galadriel's Mirrorball. A gift to her from
Sauron in the days when he masked his evil, you
wreak havoc among the weak-minded. The elven
queen herself has been seen sneaking away to
her secret glade to dance the night away to
wicked music. You may be the downfall of
Middle-Earth.


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What Lord of the Rings engrish subtitle are you? XD

You don't do things on purpose, so people tend to
cut you some slack. Still, it would be best if
you stopped doing things all together.


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What part of life do you represent?

You are the wise part of life. You are mature and
very smart.


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What is the center of your dark core?

Your dark side is centered around Pain. You feel
you want to scream and cry, want to leave this
place and run away from everything but you
can't, you are trapped inside your head and
there is no way out. All you want is a
beautiful unique mind just like you, can listen
and understand so you can full your world with
happiness and peace. You will find what you
want when you simplify your life and stop
looking to the dark side.


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What Is Your Inner Soul Trying To Say? O_o

Your inner soul is saying SCREW YOU! For some
reason you gave up caring about things. You use
to be warm and loving, but now you've started
crusting over to a cold, hardcore bitch who
doesn't take crap from anybody! Even though you
try not to show emotions, you desperately want
to let loose and go wild! You have an attitude
that makes you irresistible to others and you
are the one usually to take charge of
situations. Try to let loose and have some fun
because we all know how much you really want to
^-^


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What is your prime instinct?

Compassion: Compassion is your prime instinct. You
have a truly beautiful soul, it belongs to
Heaven. It makes you sad to see how life became
so cruel, but you always hope that the best
will happen. Don't stop being yourself, cuz
your friends need you.
Your Evanescence song is >>>> Forgive me


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What is your anime hair color? :)

Your anime hair color is green.


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What type of Mythical Sprite are you? =)

Fun loving, childish, innocent and pure
You are a sprite of the Air: Fun loving and
childish your naive nature only enhances how
truly cute you are! You may come off as too
childish but only because your not burdened
with all the rules and regulations of
adulthood. You are carefree most of the time
spending your days playing tag or naming all
the clouds you see in the sky. You are
generally kind to everyone because you have
lots of love and happiness to share! Making
friends comes easy because they strive for the
innocence you possess but be careful, being as
nice and kind hearted as you are people will
try to manipulate your nature if they have not
already. Don't ever let anyone mold you to
their standards although I doubt anyone could.


.::=What type of Mythical Sprite are you?=::. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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What Elemental Goddess Are You?

Wind Goddess


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What Season Best Fits You? (I just LOVE personality tests!)

You are a spring. You are very mellow most of the
time except for the caffine season (which is
year round) but you are also a very nice
person. When people tick you off though God
better save them. lol You are a fairly
socialable person because people know you won't
get mad too easy or seem to. But you are a very
nice peron over all. ^-^

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Which Lord of the Rings couple would be your dream parents?

Your ideal Middle-Earth parents are Celeborn and
Galadriel! You live in the beautiful woods of
Lothlorien. You are an elf! Your parents are
very wise and will always be fair with you.
They also give very good presents that seem
cheesy until you realize that they are exactly
what you need. Your mother is as beautiful as
the dawn, which means that you will be either
handsome or beautiful yourself and your guy
friends will want to hang out at your flet all
the time to look at Galadriel. Arwen, Elladan
and Elrohir are your niece and nephews, and
Elrond is your brother-in-law.
Your Middle-Earth mama is a psychic, which means
that you can never, ever lie to her. She is
the disciplinarian and will do her best to see
that you become a wise and noble elf.
Your Middle-Earth dad will try to be your best
friend. He is the one to ask when you want
money for concert tickets or permission to go
to a party. Since he will really want to
impress you with his hipness you shall be
forced to listen to him butcher teenage jargon.
Example: What up, homechild! Thou art trippin
in that tunic, yo? Try to keep him from doing
this in public. Even with all that, Celeborn
will spoil you, which you will enjoy, so live
it up!
I hope you liked my quiz. Please rate it, okay?

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What is Your True Element?

Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent,
quiet and calm. You know who you are and no one
can change that. Usually quiet but only because
your listening, don't let anyone think you
haven't got an opinion! Your not quiet because
your shy or sad, your usually quiet because
your thinking. Your answers are well planned
and helpful so people generally seek your
advice. Your the perfect balance between
solitary and outgoing. But sometimes you need a
little time to yourself to sort out your
emotions and figure things out. You understand
the phrase 'sticks and stone' and rarely let
things get to you, whats that important for you
to have to get so upset over? You know what you
want out of life but are simply taking your
time and enjoying things. To you your life is
fine as it is, you can always change things
later if your not happy.

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After the Vacation

Oh, my god.

My Christmas vacation was wasted. Right in front of the TV. Oh, well, at least I will get the chance to see FOTR EE tomorrow. If I don't die of asphyxiation during gym class first. God, I love my English teacher. She's just like me. A caucasian version of me.

M. Denis has kept the beard. Now I no longer remember what he looks like without it. Oh, well.. Not that it matters. But we have so many projects that it's impossible to ever matter.