The Lord of the Science Class

Dunno where my mind pulled this out of. And to think, school hasn't even started yet! I think I must have written this in grade 7. I fished this one out from underneath my bed. ^^'

Three Pencils for the ill-prepared under the lights,

Seven Nerds to stuff in their lockers of stone,

Nine texts for the ill-fated students doomed to write.

One voice for the obnoxious teacher on his dark throne,

In the class of Science where boredom lies.

One Principal to rule them all, One Phone Call to find them,

One Bell to bring them all and with the locked doors bind them.

In the class of Science where boredom lies.

By: Artemis of Arcadia (ripped off of the poem by the venerable J.R.R. Tolkien)

At least it's fitting. My dirty-mouthed science teacher is back teaching chemistry when it's time to get back, and despite the fact that these courses will help me get into a good college, *sigh* I sometimes wonder whether or not it's worth it. And for the love of god, he tells more dirty jokes than teach!